Amazingly a coke survives for 33 years

33 year old coke: http://youtu.be/Tra_8pQF4zA

I dont understand how this happened or how it isnt poisonous anymore. But the man in the video says the coke actually tastes very good!

Sleep is the best thing

Its a blessing having to forget all your worries and just lounge in the world of dreams. No matter what you are in your life, in your dreams you are someone else.

My thoughts on Twitch

I suppose video sharing sites like youtube do have thier legacy but twitch is doing a wonderful job.
Its almost like watching a live broadcast on television.
Twitch isnt the only service for real time video streaming but since I have been watching mostly twitch so I thought I would share a few words.
Its mostly based on games. I like watching GTA5 online. I don't play the game online but its fun to watch others play. Besides there is a chat room so people get to chat and enjoy the show.

Eye doctor

An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lots of friends and family in his house. His wife had made him a surprise cake, and led her husband blindfolded to a table where the cake was placed. Eagerly the doctor removed and looked down on the cake, and immediately burst into a crazed laughter, for there in front of him was a huge cake, with 40 marzipan eyes! The guest, asked him why he laughed, and after some minutes of laughing and whipping his eyes, the doctor said:"I'm just thinking of my buddy who will be 50 next week, who is a gynecologist! "

Sleepy before work?

It's funny that if we have an off day we will have more energy to stay awake and do more stuff to pass time.
Some people could be the opposite but I dont like to sleep unless it is absolutely necessary and I can't go on at all.
But when comes the time for work I feel tired and unwilling to go for some odd reason.
Suppose that's human nature.

Clinomania

Teacher: "Where were you yesterday? Were you sick? " Me: "Yeah, I was home with Clinomania." Teacher: "Oh, OK. Excused."
Clinomania:(n) The excessive desire to stay in bed

Try to understand

Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them. "What's going on here, anyway?" he asked. "This woman was found committing adultery, and the law says we should stone her!" one of the crowd responded. "Wait," yelled Jesus. "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." Suddenly, a stone was thrown from out of the sky, and knocked the woman on the side of her head. "Aw, c'mon, Dad..." Jesus cried, "I'm trying to make a point here!" Sent from Funny Jokes http://bit.ly/1DOFTl